Wendy Testo

Daybreak, another new day shines
the school dance is coming in
She's giving dad the 'Please can I, Charlie is taking me'
'Charlie that worthless son of a gun,
you better ask your mom'
She said: 'O dad give me a break
a miracle is what it takes
If you say yes, she can't say no'
and dad said; 'All right go,
but there's a curfew and behave don't spend all your money
O and Wendy? Be home 11.30
and Wendy, you better listen to your daddy'

11.30, home she is
'Mom, dad, I'm going to bed'
Kiss, kiss and goes upstairs
she's sneaking out the window
tearing up her rental dress
Her friends are waiting down the street
'Hey Charlie, Tom and Emma, here is Wendy,
brought a bit of brandy'
Wendy listen to your Daddy

Safe sex and liquor in the punch
hangs out with Charlie and the bunch
Wendy in the backseat of a chevy

Supposedly the night is gone
Wendy had lots of fun But daddy screams: 'What have you done,
you're grounded 'till your twenty-one'

Wendy, you should have listened to your daddy

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy