Starfucker Testo

Yoko Ono + Sonny Bono
They had a love child
And they said “oh no, oh no!”
They had a mission, they had ambition
They had no talent, but they were on television

He’s the guy hanging on Madonna’s skirt
She’s the girl grabbing on to Jack White’s purse
They wanna be, celebrities!
Nancy Spungen, she was a hero
Just like Courtney, who was a zero
They married rock stars, turned into junkies
They own the albums, they got the money

He’s the guy hanging on Madonna’s skirt
She’s the girl grabbing on to Jack White’s purse
They wanna be, celebrities!
He’s the guy holding hands with Beyonce
She’s the ho right behind P Diddy’s game
They wanna be, celebrities!

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker!

Sharon Arden married Ozzy
She ran the business, she was bossy
They got a sitcom, it topped the ratings She did a talk show
But it was so freaking boring it got cancelled

CHOX

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker!