Waiting For Susie Testo

We're gonna be here all night
Susie is taking her time
as if we're going somewhere
we get all spiffied up and
wait for her to drive up like
we're actually real people
sometimes I wish we were not so naive

we sit around and wait for her
why do we wait for her?
Susie knows that we're losers
Susie knows that we're hooses
and yet she always shows up
I don't know why we bother to even take a shower
she'll just say hi and walk away
sometimes I think we should just slit our wrist

we sit around and wait for her
why do we wait for her?