Mark Testo

Well, let me tell you a tale that's oh so crude
A naughty little ditty that'll leave you amused
It's a song that's explicit, so brace yourself tight
We're diving into the dirty, hold on for the ride

Now, there once was a fellow named Macho Mark
He had a art for fucking girls with some lard
His escapades were wild, his stories untold
A legend in the bedroom, we've all been told
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break еvery law, its a fun story
But remembеr, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this fucking man gone
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story
But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this fucking man gone
I’m joking I want this fucking man gone
I’m joking I want this fucking man gone

One day, poor Mark got a little too bold
He tried a position no man should ever behold
He got tangled up like a pretzel, all twisted and maimed
Now he walks with a limp, but he's still not ashamed

Now, Mark met a new lady who could match his desires
She took him on a trip to uncharted empires
They tried every kink, every fetish they found
Every fetish they found was a new thing
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story
But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this fucking man gone
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story
But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this fucking man gone

Oh, Mark had a talent, that's for sure
For making the ladies scream and beg for more
But he couldn't remember their names, oh dear
So he called them all "Sweetheart" or "My dear"

What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, what the fuck?
Oh Mark, kill yourself
Give us our songs back
Oh Mark, give our songs back
Fuck you Mark, you are a fat cunt