Testi Soundtracks :: 0-9
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (The) - My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament)
CHIP
(spoken) Fritos! M & MÂs? Oreos. All for one dollar.
(sung) It is tradition
That the person eliminated
From the competition
Is fair game for derision
Especially the alpha-male
Will sell goodies at the bake sale
Anyone for brownies
Anyone for chocolate chips
Anyone for anything
That isnÂt dated
How could I have been
Eliminated?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know why?
My unfortunate erection
Is destroying my perfection
It is my recollection
That everything I once did
I did perfectly
(spoken) Last yearÂs champ defeated!
(sung) Because of
Marigold Coneybear
Because thereÂs something and not a thing between us
I donÂt blame my brain but I do blame my penis
My unfortunate protuberance
Seems to have its own exuberance
Anyone for M & MÂs?
Delicious and appropriate
Anyone for Chewy Goobers?
Inexpensive
Anyone for buying the shit that IÂm selling?
Because my stiffy has ruined my spelling
Erection
Erection
My unfortunate erection
Whoa
ItÂs ruining my life
ItÂs ruining my world
ItÂs ruining my
Ruining
Ruining
Ruining my life
My life
Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection
Which is why IÂm selling this PTA
Confection
It will ruin your complexion
All because of my unfortunate
Erection
Oh God!
(spoken) Fritos! M & MÂs? Oreos. All for one dollar.
(sung) It is tradition
That the person eliminated
From the competition
Is fair game for derision
Especially the alpha-male
Will sell goodies at the bake sale
Anyone for brownies
Anyone for chocolate chips
Anyone for anything
That isnÂt dated
How could I have been
Eliminated?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know why?
My unfortunate erection
Is destroying my perfection
It is my recollection
That everything I once did
I did perfectly
(spoken) Last yearÂs champ defeated!
(sung) Because of
Marigold Coneybear
Because thereÂs something and not a thing between us
I donÂt blame my brain but I do blame my penis
My unfortunate protuberance
Seems to have its own exuberance
Anyone for M & MÂs?
Delicious and appropriate
Anyone for Chewy Goobers?
Inexpensive
Anyone for buying the shit that IÂm selling?
Because my stiffy has ruined my spelling
Erection
Erection
My unfortunate erection
Whoa
ItÂs ruining my life
ItÂs ruining my world
ItÂs ruining my
Ruining
Ruining
Ruining my life
My life
Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection
Which is why IÂm selling this PTA
Confection
It will ruin your complexion
All because of my unfortunate
Erection
Oh God!