Testi Soundtracks :: A
Avenue Q - What Do You Do With A B.a. In English? (Reprise)
Newcomer:
What do you do
With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! YouÂre Gary Coleman!
Gary Coleman:
Yes, I am!
Newcomer:
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?
Gary Coleman:
I am the super.
Newcomer:
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Gary Coleman:
Oh, sure!
Princeton:
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, thatÂs it!
Kate Monster:
What?
Princeton:
My PURPOSE!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what heÂs in for! He thinks the hard partÂs over,
but itÂs not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything IÂm learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Brian:
Are you high?
Newcomer:
And IÂm not some young kid who doesnÂt know anything.
Fuck you!
What do you do
With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! YouÂre Gary Coleman!
Gary Coleman:
Yes, I am!
Newcomer:
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?
Gary Coleman:
I am the super.
Newcomer:
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Gary Coleman:
Oh, sure!
Princeton:
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, thatÂs it!
Kate Monster:
What?
Princeton:
My PURPOSE!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what heÂs in for! He thinks the hard partÂs over,
but itÂs not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything IÂm learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Brian:
Are you high?
Newcomer:
And IÂm not some young kid who doesnÂt know anything.
Fuck you!
