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There was an old zany who lived in a tub;

He had so many fleabites

He didn't know where to rub.

He kept looking for an honest man

Said "I'm gonna find him if I can"

If i could meet Diogenes today,

This is what i'd say:

Rub-a-dub-dub



Oh, Digenes!

Find a man who's honest!

Oh, Digenes!

Wrap him up for me

Oh, Digenes!

Find a man who's stolid-solid

Hook that fish if he's in the sea

Hunt him! Trail him!

Catch him! Nail him!

If he is free

Have tou got your stick?

Have tou got your lantern?

Can you do the trick

And produce him, please!

Catch that fellow!

Ring that bell,

Oh, Diogenes