Testi Soundtracks :: B

LUCE:

Listen to your lady who speaks.

This affair has run its course.

I'll reside in Athens six weeks

While I get me a divorce.



DROMIO:

Listen to your lover who asks

Why this battle has begun.



LUCE:

He has long neglected some tasks

That a husband should have done.





He eats me out of house and home

But doesn't like my cooking.

That's nothing new with a man.

What can you do with a man?

He likes to use my brush and comb

And yet he' s funny-looking.

Home's like a zoo with a man.

What can you do with a man?

Some men wear half pajamas.

I took a chance.

I bought the guy pajamas-

He wears the pants.

By day he's like a five-year-old;

At night he's ninety-seven.

What can you do with a man like that?



DROMIO:

When you get mad, don't count to ten,

Go on and count a million.

Don't be a shrew with a man.

That's what you do with a man.

You need a regiment of men-

I'm only one civilian.

Wait for your cue with a man.

That's what you do with a man.

Marriage is such a blessing,

So I have found.

I've got a thousand blessings,

Each weighs a pound.

I'm only four foot ten right now,

I once was five foot seven.

That's what you did to a man like that!





LUCE:

I wear my nicest negligee

And find him reading Plato.

Nothing is new with a man.

What can you do with a man?

I shook the tree of life one day

And got a cold Potato.

I'm in a stew with a man.

What can you do with a man?

Where is his sense of duty,

Where is his taste?

Acres and acres of beauty

Going to waste!

He walks me in the woods at night

To find a four-leaf clover.

What can you do with a man like that?