Testi Soundtracks :: F

Time has passed. Fanny has given birth to a daughter, Frances, who is now

five months old, and Fanny is going back into the new Ziegfeld show. Eddie

and Mrs. Strakosh suggest that Fanny's mother needs a new interest in life.



Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Find yourself a man--

Mrs. Brice:

You're demented.

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Find yourself a man--

Mrs. Brice:

That's just what I need.

Eddie:

You'll see what a difference it makes ev'ry day.

Mrs. Brice:

Send me a letter,

You'll write me a resumé

Mrs. Strakosh:

Just take me and Dave--

Mrs. Brice:

Romeo and Juliet--

Eddie:

Dave is still her slave.

Mrs. Brice:

Send the slave my regards!

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Open your heart and from out of the skies

A prince on a horse will materialize.

Mrs. Brice:

Boy, is some lucky prince

Gonna get a surprise!

All:

Find a man!

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Find yourself a man,

Mrs. Strakosh:

I repeat it, Rose.

Mrs. Brice:

Find myself a man.

Eddie:

You're defeated, Rose.

Mrs. Brice:

I'll hang a sign out,

Big letters that high,

Come in and sample

You don't have to buy.

Eddie:

Hear a voice talk back.

Mrs. Brice:

I hear voices now.

Mrs. Strakosh:

Money you don't lack--

Mrs. Brice:

Why, you've been countin'?

Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik

Whose uppers and lowers

Will click when he'll speak,

And life is a song 'cause he'll click and I'll creak.

All:

Find a man.

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

The man that you select--

Mrs. Brice:

What about him?

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Must treat you with respect.

Mrs. Brice:

That's important.

Eddie:

He must understand there

Are rules to obey,

Not toy with your morals

And lead you astray.

Mrs. Brice:

Please, darling, let the man do things his way.

Mrs. Strakosh and Eddie:

Find a man--

Mrs. Brice:

I'm a grandmother!

Mrs. Strakosh:

Find a man--

Mrs. Brice:

You got somebody in mind?

All:

Find yourself

A man