Testi Soundtracks :: F

NICK

You are woman, I am man

You are smaller, so I can be taller than,

You are softer to the touch,

It's a feeling I like feeling very much.

You are someone I've admired,

Still, our friendship

Leaves something to be desired.

Does it take more explanation than this?

You are woman, I am man--

Let's kiss.



FANNY BRICE

Isn't this the height of nonchalance,

Furnishing a bed in restaurants?

Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,

But guess who is gonna be dessert?

Do good girls do just what mama says,

When mama's not around?

It's a feeling,

Oy vey, what a feeling.



NICK

A bit of pate?



FANNY BRICE

I drink it all day!

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?

In this pickle what would Sadie do?

In my soul I feel an inner lack,

Just suppose he wants his dinner back?



Just some dried-out toast in a sliver

On the top a...a little chopped liver.

How many girls become a sinner

While waiting for a roast beef dinner?

Though most girls slip in ordinary ways

I got style--I do it bordelaise.

Well at least you think I'm special--

You ordered à la carte.

It's a feeling, I like feeling very...

I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here,

Try that once a little higher, dear,

What a beast to ruin such a pearl!

Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

[Laughs]



NICK

Does it take more explanation than this?



FANNY BRICE

Ooo the thrills and chills going through me

If I stop him now,

Can he sue me



NICK

You are woman.



FANNY BRICE

You are man.



NICK

Let's....