Testi Soundtracks :: G

Louise

I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together...

If Momma was married

We'd live in a house

As private as private can be

Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,

A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles

And me...

If Momma was married



June

If Momma was married

I'd jump in the air

And give all my toe shoes to you

I'd get all those hair ribbons

Out of my hair

And once and for all

I'd get Momma out too...

If Momma was married



Louise

You've done it before



June

Without much success!



Both

Momma, God speed and God bless

We're not keeping score

What's one more or less

Oh, Momma, say: yes

And waltz down the hall

While you may



Louise

I'll gladly support you

I'll even escort you...



June

And I'd gladly give you away



Both

Oh,. Momma, get married today!



June

If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore:

"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile!

I would do some kicks!"



Louise

"I would do some tricks!"



June

Sing out, Louise!



Louise

Smile, baby!

Momma, please take our advice

We aren't The Lunts



June

I'm not Fanny Brice



Both

Momma, we'll buy you the rice

If only this once

You wouldn't think twice

It could be so nice

If Momma got married to stay



Louise

But Momma gets married



June

And...



Louise

Married



June

And...



Louise

Married



Both

And never gets carried away

Oh, Momma...

Oh, Momma...

Oh, Momma...

Get married today!