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CLERK:

The next business before the Senate is the resolution

on the impeachment of the President.



[A FANFARE OF TRUMPETS. TWO PAGES ENTER]

TWO PAGES:

The President of the United States!



THROTTLE:

Who?



CLERK:

The President of the United States!



THROTTLE:

Oh, Mr. President, won't you sit down while we kick you out?



FULTON, LIPPMAN, GILHOOLEY, AND LYONS:

Whereas:



LYONS:

At a meeting of the Senate at which a quorum was present

a motion was made and it was proposed that-



FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:

Whereas:



LYONS:

John P. Wintergreen has undertaken to marry

the winner of a beauty contest held in Atlantic City-



FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:

Whereas:



LYONS:

His refusal to marry the winner Diana Devereaux

will lead to international complications-



FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:

Whereas:



FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:

Now therefore be it resolved that John P. Wintergreen be,

and hereby is, impeached from the said office of President

of these United States.



SENATOR JONES:

I second the resolution.



FULTON:

Our first witness-the French Ambassador!