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PHOTOGRAPHERS:

More important than a photograph of Parliament,

Or a shipwreck on the sea -

What'll raise the circulation

Of our paper through the nation

Is the dimple on your knee.



More important than a photograph of Parliament,

Or a Western spelling bee,

Or the latest thing in science,

For our pleasure-loving clients

Is the dimple on your knee!



What our readers love to see

Is the dimple on your knee;

What our readers love to see

Is the dimple on your knee.



GIRLS:

More important than a photograph of Parliament

Is the dimple on my knee.

But supposing I am losing

When the judges are a-choosing -

What will my poor future be?



Do I have to go back to the cafeteria

With my lovely dimpled knee?

Does a girl who's so ambitious

Have to work at washing dishes?

I'm afraid that worries me!



Oh, what will my future be

Of my lovely dimpled knee?

Oh, what will my future be

Of my lovely dimpled knee?