Testi Soundtracks :: T

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth

I had a terrific plan

I thought it would work

Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other

You see

But it all went wrong and now I must decree



You are worthless, Alec Baldwin

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin

You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.

Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin

That’s why I blew your head off

And your children are all Baldwin



Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me

But also with Balmacks who are giant bees

The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war

So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for



But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin

You fucked up my whole plan

And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen



Your garbage needs some hauling’

And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin

Now I must return home a failure

I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling