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Holly:

EVERY FIVE SECONDS

A GIRL GETS ENGAGED

ACCORDING TO COSMO'S

LATEST QUIZ.

SO EVERY FIVE SECONDS

YOU GET ONE MORE CHANCE

TO MAKE HIM GET DOWN

ON THE KNEES OF HIS.

IT'S A CHALLENGE THAT

EVERY WOMAN FACES

SO LET'S MAKE SURE THAT

WE'VE COVERED OUR BASES



Angie:

YOU'VE LIVED OFF TAB AND

LEAN CUISINE



Holly:

CONCEALED YOUR FLAWS

WITH MAYBELLINE



Holly & Angie:

YOU'RE MINTY FRESH AND

ZETFULLY CLEAN!



Holly:

SO HE'S GONNA POP



Angie:

POP!



Holly:

THE QUESTION

HE'S GONNA POP



Women:

POP! POP!



Holly & Women:

THE QUESTION

SO THERE'S NO REASON TO STOP

AND QUESTION HIS LOVE

OH, POP THE QUESTION



Angie:

Oh my god! She like Cinderella.



Holly:

And I'm like her fairy godmother, only slutty.



Julia:

EVERY FIVE SECONDS

I SAY TO MYSELF

THAT GLEN AND I ARE BOUND

TO TIE THE KNOT

BUT EVERY FIVE SECONDS

I CAN'T HELP BUT ASK

IS SOMEONE A CATCH

IF THEY CAN'T BE CAUGHT?



COULD IT BE THE GUY

HAS JUST OUTGROWN ME

NO MATTER HOW YOU PRIMP ME

OR OVER-COLOGNE ME

AND JILTED GIRLS

HAVE LOUSY STATS

I'LL DIE ALONE IN SOCK

AND FLATS

THE LADY WITH THE FIFTY CATS!



Holly & Angie:

NO!



Holly & Women:

HE'S GONNA POP



Julie:

HE'LL NEVER POP



Holly & Women:

HE'S GONNA POP



Julia:

HE'LL NEVER



All:

POP THE QUESTION



Holly & Women:

SO THERE'S NO REASON TO STOP

AND QUESTION HIS LOVE

QUESTION HIS LOVE

QUESTION HIS LOVE



Angie & Holly:

OH, POP THE QUESTION!



Holly:

You're gonna be fine. Just breathe.



Glen:

Hey, baby. You look hot. Let's eat.



Julia:

THE REASON WHY HE

CHOSE THIS PLACE

IS NOW SO CRYSTAL CLEAR

LIKE OUT RELATIONSHIP

WE'RE GOING ROUND

IN CIRCLES HERE

AND WHERE HE'S SITTING,

IT'S AS IF IT ALL

REVOLVES AROUND HIM.



Glen:

Everybody having champagne, you don't want any do you?



Julia:

I'm cool.



IF ONE MORE COUPLE

GETS ENGAGED

OR I HEAR ON MORE CORK

IT'S HARI KARI WITH FANCY

LITTLE SALAD FORK

HE NIXED THE BUBBLY WHICH

CAN ONLY MEAN

THE OUTLOOK IS GRIM.



All right, Glen, I know why we're here . . .



Glen:

You do?



Julia:

This is the end, right?



Glen:

The end of what?



Julia:

You know - "the end." The end of you and me as boyfriend and girlfriend.



Glen:

Actually, yeah, it is . . . (opens a ring box)

Cause, baby, I want us to be husband and wife.



Ensemble:

HE TOTALLY

POPPED

THE QUESTION

TOTALLY POPPED

THE QUESTION

SO THERE'S NOT REASON TO STOP

AND QUESTION HIS LOVE

QUESTION HIS LOVE

QUESTION HIS LOVE



Glen:

What do you say?



Julia:

Yes!



All:

HIS LOVE!!