Testi Soundtracks :: W

[sammy]

no one tells you how you ought to live

no one glares when you do jello shooters

*all* jello

[sammy]

and no one says that youre insensitive

cuz their birthday meal took place at hooters

*oooooooo*

and no one tells you that your bald spots grown or that you ought to tone your flab

*tone your flab*

so pour a double gin

here's to your double chin



*all*

yes start the party

start at ten



[sammy]

cuz youre single

you are single

yeah youll keep staying single if your smart

*if you are smart*

yeah youre single

you are single

no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart

*moonwalk on your heart*

trust me..

this is when the good times really start!



[sammy]

no one minds the laundry on your floor



[bartender-ricky]

no one pouts with every chick you look at



[bum]

no one tries to clean your porno drawer



[sammy]

no one traps you with

*all* does my ass look fat



[george]

bust a move in womens underwear

while your flasking cher-a-wear

*cher-a-wear*



*all*

so fill your rangers cup

the toilet seat stays up

the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam



[sammy]

cuz youre single

you are *single*



[george]

not a care in the world can bother you

*can bother you*

you are singal

you are singal

you could do what youve always want to do

*always want to do*

no commitments cuz youre only passing through



{rap}



[bartender-ricky]

whoa making a date with cellini girl is a waste of my time and my gerrycurl



[sammy]

i dont need a girl who dont understand when i got a date with my left hand.



[bum]

well i like the ladies heavens knows, but in the words of niche bros before hoes



[george]

now i dont like a girl who would cry and bawl

in fact, i never liked girls at all



[robbie]

sammy, georgie, ricky, and bum, i'm starting to see where youre coming from



[robbie]

cuz i'm *single*

oh yeah *single*

i'll behave like a dudes meant to behave

*OoOoOoOoO meant to behave*

always single

ever single

single now and til i'm in my grave



*single til i am lying in my grave*



[robbie]

youre the best sammy...



[sammy]

though at times i might want someone to hold me tight

and promise me that everything will be alright



[bum]

everything will me ALLright



[sammy]

thanks man



[all]

i'll stay single til i'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave