- Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
- I'm Hitler
- Fuck Yeah!
- I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
- All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex
- Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
- I'm Gonna Give You A.i.d.s.
- You're A Cop
- I Noticed That You're Gay
- I Fucked Your Wife
- Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
- I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
- You're Gay
- Yay! It's Pink!
- Hot Girls On The Road
- I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
- Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
- You're Old (Fuck You)
- Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
- I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
- You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
- Kill Women
- You Look Adopted
- Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
- If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
- Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch
- You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
- You Look Divorced
- Branscombe Richmond
- Bonus Track
- Cranking My Band's Demo On A Box At The Beach
- Body By Auschvitz
- Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
- Being Ignorant Is Awesome
- I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
- You're Dumb
- Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
- Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
- B.T./A.C.
- I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
- I'm Sick Of You
- I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
- I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
- Dead, Gay And Dropped
- You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
- I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
- Pottery's Gay
- Hebosaurus
- I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
- We Just Disagree
- Valujet
- I Lit Your Baby On Fire
- You Drive An Iroc
- Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
- Tim Is Gay
- Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
- Reni Auberjonois
- Trapped
- Into The Oven
- In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
- You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
- Bill Scott's Dumb
- Dumb, Fat and Gross
- Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
- Howard Is Bald
- Because You're Old
- Gloves Of Metal
- Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
- Hogging Up The Holocaust
- Steroids Guy
- Technology's Gay
- Tom Arnold
- I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
- All Our Fans Are Gay
- You Rollerblading Faggot
- You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
- You Can't Shut Up
- Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
- You Sell Cologne
- Richard Butler
- Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
- You're Best Friend Is You
- I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
- I Wish My Dealer Was Open
- A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
- 311 Sucks
- I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
- Metamorphosis
- Rich Goyette Is Gay
- I'm In Anal Cunt
- You're A Fucking Cunt
- You've Got No Friends
- I'm Not Stubborn
- Your Kid Is Deformed
- Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
- I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
- I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
- I Ate Your Horse
- Furnace
- It, You're A Metal Band
- Dictators Are Cool
- You Live In A Houseboat
- Recycling Is Gay
- 02657
- Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
- Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
- Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
- You Live In Allston
- Bonus Track #3
- You're In A Coma
- I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
- Van Full Of Retards
- Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
- You Go To Art School
- Windchimes Are Gay
- You Have Goals
- I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
- You Are An Orphan
- You Got Date Raped
- Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
- I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
- Internet Is Gay
- I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
- You Own A Store
- Sweatshops Are Cool
- You (Fill In The Blank)
- Just The Two Of Us
- Picnic Of Love
- You Fucking Break
- Hungry Hungry Hippos
- My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
- I Wanna Grow Old With You
- You Are An Interior Decorator
- You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
- Howard Wulkan's Bald
- Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
- You Keep A Diary
- Mike Manan's Story
- A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
- Harvey Korman Is Gay
- I Hope You Get Deported
- Art Fag
- Marc Payson Is A Drunk
- Saving Ourselves For Marriage
- Theme From Three Company
- Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
- Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
- Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
- Your Cousin Is George Lynch
- I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
- You Play On A Softball Team
- Hootie And The Blowfish
- The Word Homophobic Is Gay
- Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
- Bald To The Bone
- Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
- Waterfall Wishes
- I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
- You Are A Good Food Critic
- Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
- Ballad Of Baldness
- Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
- Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
- If I Can't Have Hair
- I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
- Your Family Is Dumb
- Walker, Texas Corpse
- The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
- The South Won't Rise Again
- I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
- Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
- Bonus Track #5
- You Should Be Balding
- Night On Bald Moutain
- Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
- I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
- Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
- Shut Up Mike, Pt.2