No Flex Testo

Man, I got tens of dollars in my pocket right now
No flex
We packin' diamond pistols!

I don't mean to flex, but I've been having sex (Uh huh)
Like once a week at least, or two, if my girl ain't stressed
I don't mean to brag (Nah)
But my bandwidth is fat (Fat)
I got that Hulu Plus, bitch, streaming with no ads (No ads)
I don't pay the tab (Nah) I'm drinking whiskey neat (Hard)
Cause I know the owner Paul, he let me drink for free (The man)
I get my hair cut twice a month (Twice)
That's my routine (Yeah)
Don't mean to stunt, but it's tough when my neck so clean

Aye, I'm speaking Spanish to the valet, no flex
He peeped my girl, she got that V-neck, out here showing breast
Push an entry-level Audi, my jeans distressed (Yuh)
My 9 to 5 keep me tied down like I'm possessed
I could buy out H&M (Cash)
No interest on the lease, I'm controlling what I spend (Smart)
Give me 60 months and I'ma sign that shit again
Money looking nice, got me keeping up with trends

Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your bitch to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex
Flex, not tryna flex Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your bitch to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex

Body count up in the double digits (Eleven)
And when we hit the club, we grease some palms and we get in it (Slip a five)
I pull up in a foreign whip, you hear my Honda Civic (Vroom)
I pulled another foreign bitch, I think she might be British (I got a text)
Pop the fucking champagne, sipping cooks
And if I like her, I'ma poke her, go insane on the 'Book (Haha)
I'm reckless on the 'Gram, I can't be tamed, I'm a crook (Uh-uh)
I'm back, 50 weeks, liking pics, you wish you could (Yeah)

You can call me Two Face, with the way I'm tossing coin (Boy)
I don't do no chains, jeans too tight around my groin
Posted smoking on this pen, bitch
I don't roll no joints
Got a couple open bottles rolling through these checkpoints
Man, I always pay the rent, ain't no holds up on my checks
If the waitress treat me right, I'm tipping 21%
Pay for Tidal, should be cancelled every month but I forget
It's whatever, I'm too clever, get refunded by the rep, motherfucker
It's not a

Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your bitch to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex
Flex, not tryna flex
Take your bitch to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex